Yes indeed there is a cunning plan afoot to secure the release of the British Sailors and Marines. We are indeed gifted to have come up with this concept. Our cunning plan is to get one of HM's finest vessels and instead of a mermaid at the front of the Ship we will put Margaret Thatcher there , she will be looking glorious and will be carrying a rocket propelled explosive handbag for the purposes of chucking it ashore in Iran. I am sure that the Iranians will immediately let the Sailors and Marines go once they hear that Maggie is on her way to take them on!